The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Titans, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.