The Blown Coverage Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Titans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Titans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.