The Garbage-Time Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Titans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
82%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Titans, Titans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.