The Hamstring Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
72%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Titans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Carnell Tate
- Tony Pollard
- Wan'Dale Robinson
- Cam Ward
- Tyjae Spears
- Gunnar Helm
- Nicholas Singleton
- Chimere Dike
- Calvin Ridley
- Elic Ayomanor
- Joey Slye
- K.J. Osborn
FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.