The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Titans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Titans, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.