The Late Scratch Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Titans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Titans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.