The Prevent Defense Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Titans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.