The Hamstring Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
72%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Titans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Carnell Tate
- Tony Pollard
- Wan'Dale Robinson
- Cam Ward
- Tyjae Spears
- Gunnar Helm
- Nicholas Singleton
- Chimere Dike
- Calvin Ridley
- Elic Ayomanor
- Joey Slye
- K.J. Osborn
FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.