The Late Scratch Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Titans defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
78%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Titans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.