The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
82%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Titans, Titans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.