The Hamstring Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Titans defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Titans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.