The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tennessee Titans
Tennessee Titans defense
“The Titans will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tennessee Titans defense's week
- The Titans defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Titans defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Titans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tennessee Titans defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tennessee Titans defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tennessee Titans defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.