The Hamstring Hex of Tetairoa McMillan
Tetairoa McMillan · CAR · WR
“McMillan's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McMillan's week
- McMillan tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McMillan gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McMillan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tetairoa McMillan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tetairoa McMillan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tetairoa McMillan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.