The Late Scratch Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
78%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.