The Chip-and-Release Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.