The Late Scratch Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.