The Chip-and-Release Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.