The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.