The Chip-and-Release Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
91%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.