The Snap Count Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.