The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.