The Blocking Assignment Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.