The Blocking Assignment Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.