The Blocking Assignment Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.