The Mystery Tweak Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.