The Phantom Flag Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.