The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.