The Hamstring Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
87%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.