The Blocking Assignment Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Johnson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.