The Invisible Route Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.