The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.