The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hockenson is already "Questionable" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.