The Chip-and-Release Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Questionable" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Hockenson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hockenson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.