The Late Scratch Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Hockenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.