The Snap Count Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hockenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.