The Invisible Route Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hockenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.