The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hockenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.