The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- The broadcast shows Hockenson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Hockenson, that's a flag." Hockenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hockenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.