The Invisible Route Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Hockenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.