The Snap Count Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- The broadcast shows Hockenson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hockenson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.