The Blocking Assignment Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hockenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.