The Snap Count Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Hockenson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.