The Blocking Assignment Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Hockenson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Hockenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Justin Jefferson
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.