The Blocking Assignment Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Ref: "Number Hockenson, that's a flag." Hockenson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hockenson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.