The Sunday Night Fade Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Hockenson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
92%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hockenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.