The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hockenson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.