The Sunday Night Fade Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- The broadcast shows Hockenson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hockenson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.