The Invisible Route Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Out" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Hockenson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hockenson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.