The Snap Count Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Pollard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pollard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.