The Phantom Flag Hex of Tony Pollard
Tony Pollard · TEN · RB
“Pollard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pollard's week
- Pollard is already "Questionable" with that finger. The witch only has to push gently.
- Pollard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pollard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tony Pollard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tony Pollard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tony Pollard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.